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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Borax Headlights

Today, Charlie Sheen asked us to stop thinking about him and start thinking about Egypt. Never forget the power of passive action. Your page views can change the world.

Now, repeat this mantra with me:

1. Public relations are public service.
2. Education will make you clever.
3. Breaking news fixes problems.

Now, mindfully and with an open heart:

4. Fast food raises obesity awareness.