Tuesday, November 17, 2009

See? It's trickling!

$500 Million and Apology From Goldman

Kudos to Goldman Sachs for generously donating a whopping 3% of their payroll budget to rescue struggling small businesses. The small businesses that didn't get a life raft when financial industry kingpins fucked up the global economy.

So I guess that's what passes for philanthropy these days. It's not as flashy as building a library or cancer ward, but in these desperate times, we should all be grateful. They're giving away $500 million more this year than they will next year... or the year after next... or the year after that...

Trickle Down Economics:
(P1) Capitalism turns freedom into money.
(P2) The people who work hardest in Capitalism make the most money.
(P3) The people who make most money give the most away.
(P4) Regulations on the financial industry will interfere with their ability to make money.
(P5) If the banks don't make money, the people who work hardest (P2) won't make as much money.
(P6) If the people who work hardest make less money, then they won't be able to give as much away.
(C1) Working class Americans should vote Palin/Limbaugh in 2012.

That makes perfect sense. No wonder God put it in the Bible.

This should impress you:

Woke up today with enough time to eat breakfast and shower.