Bubonic Dick

I want to take a little more before I find out what happens just in case I really like it.

It's nothing short of treason to try.

I'm not under the impression that my soul needs saving, but I won't argue the...

I can't say for sure when the visions began but I...

Traipsing around with his melted genitalia stuck to his inner thigh like the victim of tomorrows nuclear holocaust but smiling.

I found myself marooned on an unmapped island deep in uncharted seas with nothing to eat but the rotting corpses of my dead crew.

Bludgeoned.

Tantric .

Glue.

Really should have gone soon.

Kitchen cabinet magnetic forest.

Ash blue rhyme.

Barren indigo envelope.

I want to wring out the stars and soak your cookies in the milk.

Nonsense never stops

We are pleased to announce the grand opening of a brand new totalitarian regime specially built for children.

Chanting ancient pagan rites over coffee.

Flatten the dough with your calloused palms until it is approximately the thickness of a deflated balloon.

Gourmet.

Cabinet.

Magnetic.

Burlesque.

Substrate.

Bantering with the man who stole my pubic hair.

It really is a tragedy, all this death being born around us.

I'll shit in your mouth until you speak the truth.

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Nonsense of the day

God ate all the food with his hurricane mouth, leaving only shattered glass from the window he broke in through.

I want to wrestle cacti with you until our feet turn orange.

Open door police hoarding all my goddamn grass.

And so it ended as it began, with a shower of blood from a torn vaginal wall.

Imagine my horror when I discovered her new phallus.

Watch out for the trapped doors on the east side of...

I want to throw my life into a wishing well.

It's not new, but it's new to me.

I have a crush on a woman old enough to be my grandmother.

Isn't she just captivating? Now get ready to have your heart broken...

Yeah. It's all just too much for me. I'm going to have a good cry. That is exactly what music is supposed to be. Get this album. Seriously.

Rupert Everett says being gay is still a bad career move...

QUOTE: "[Announcing that you’re gay is] not that advisable to be honest. It’s not very easy. And, honestly, I would not advise any actor necessarily, if he was really thinking of his career, to come out. … The fact is that you could not be, and still cannot be, a 25-year-old homosexual trying to make it in the British film business or the American film business or even the Italian film business."

—actor Rupert Everett, who voiced Prince Charming in the Shrek movies and Mr. Fox in The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. He may be most well known for his role in 1997’s My Best Friend’s Wedding

[huffingtonpost.com, 12/2/09]

This makes me want to cry and wish I could laugh. I stumbled across it on list of other really distressing quotes. I guess it should serve to remind us all of ideas that I can't honestly fathom standing behind. Dangerous. Scary. Completely and utterly heartbreaking. I hate progressive liberals whining about intolerance as much as the next progressive liberal, but come on world! Grow a pair and stop this nonsense.