Never begin a sentence with the words 'never begin a sentence.'
Scrub out the cavity with steel wool before you...
Whether or not the allegations prove to be true is less important than...
Lick the dandruff off your plate before you put it in the dishwasher. We're not the kind of family that wastes perfectly good food.
Origami - It's what's for dinner. If you're hungry that is. I couldn't eat another bite. All that good news has robbed me of my appetite, but thank you for the offer.
Looks like God is on vacation (or we woke him up with all of our noise).
Righteous flattery in an empty room under skies blue rents me.
Smoggy border patrol ships traveling portals through which we can reach now.
Barely seems worth half that much.
My foot caves.
Burden left on.
Game Plan Lips.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Bubonic Dick
I want to take a little more before I find out what happens just in case I really like it.
It's nothing short of treason to try.
I'm not under the impression that my soul needs saving, but I won't argue the...
I can't say for sure when the visions began but I...
Traipsing around with his melted genitalia stuck to his inner thigh like the victim of tomorrows nuclear holocaust but smiling.
I found myself marooned on an unmapped island deep in uncharted seas with nothing to eat but the rotting corpses of my dead crew.
Bludgeoned.
Tantric .
Glue.
Really should have gone soon.
Kitchen cabinet magnetic forest.
Ash blue rhyme.
Barren indigo envelope.
I want to wring out the stars and soak your cookies in the milk.
It's nothing short of treason to try.
I'm not under the impression that my soul needs saving, but I won't argue the...
I can't say for sure when the visions began but I...
Traipsing around with his melted genitalia stuck to his inner thigh like the victim of tomorrows nuclear holocaust but smiling.
I found myself marooned on an unmapped island deep in uncharted seas with nothing to eat but the rotting corpses of my dead crew.
Bludgeoned.
Tantric .
Glue.
Really should have gone soon.
Kitchen cabinet magnetic forest.
Ash blue rhyme.
Barren indigo envelope.
I want to wring out the stars and soak your cookies in the milk.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Nonsense never stops
We are pleased to announce the grand opening of a brand new totalitarian regime specially built for children.
Chanting ancient pagan rites over coffee.
Flatten the dough with your calloused palms until it is approximately the thickness of a deflated balloon.
Gourmet.
Cabinet.
Magnetic.
Burlesque.
Substrate.
Bantering with the man who stole my pubic hair.
It really is a tragedy, all this death being born around us.
I'll shit in your mouth until you speak the truth.
Growth substantial a show group polling corporate new our by produced studies latest the.
Chanting ancient pagan rites over coffee.
Flatten the dough with your calloused palms until it is approximately the thickness of a deflated balloon.
Gourmet.
Cabinet.
Magnetic.
Burlesque.
Substrate.
Bantering with the man who stole my pubic hair.
It really is a tragedy, all this death being born around us.
I'll shit in your mouth until you speak the truth.
Growth substantial a show group polling corporate new our by produced studies latest the.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Nonsense of the day
God ate all the food with his hurricane mouth, leaving only shattered glass from the window he broke in through.
I want to wrestle cacti with you until our feet turn orange.
Open door police hoarding all my goddamn grass.
And so it ended as it began, with a shower of blood from a torn vaginal wall.
Imagine my horror when I discovered her new phallus.
Watch out for the trapped doors on the east side of...
I want to throw my life into a wishing well.
I want to wrestle cacti with you until our feet turn orange.
Open door police hoarding all my goddamn grass.
And so it ended as it began, with a shower of blood from a torn vaginal wall.
Imagine my horror when I discovered her new phallus.
Watch out for the trapped doors on the east side of...
I want to throw my life into a wishing well.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
It's not new, but it's new to me.
I have a crush on a woman old enough to be my grandmother.
Isn't she just captivating? Now get ready to have your heart broken...
Yeah. It's all just too much for me. I'm going to have a good cry. That is exactly what music is supposed to be. Get this album. Seriously.
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