3 Step Program

1) Stretch
2) Drool
3) Ache

It's a 3 step program for instant weight loss and quick riches. Guaranteed to work for you because it worked so well for me. Approved by an independent board of my colleagues as a real prescription for solutions worldwide!

Tako Dramash Esaf

Tar comes dripping among ashes and faith
Fate comes tripping a minute too late
Breaking, shaking, waking, baking
Weeping, praying for a spanking.