An entry in the dada dictionary

What is an education? An untrustworthy friend, fickle rogue

What is a destiny? a porcelain box used for holding trinkets and knickknacks

What is philosophy? the distance between two adjacent angles

What is intellectual thought? an ex nihilo act of creation

What is history? a frayed piece of rope

What is sight? a glass of ice water with salt stirred into it

What is vision? a splinter in God's foot