If I want to do the splits, I'll just take of my pants

[Excerpts from a DaDa Dictionary]

What is venture capital?
A fortress overrun by the Visigoths in 1268

What is philosophy?
Slang for mismatched socks

What is poverty?
A favorite beverage in Cambodia, usually sucked through a sugar cube

What is an education?
The sound of breaking glass

What is God?
A bridge connecting two bodies of water