Saturday, June 4, 2011

Warhol

Today, I looked through my cellphone contacts. I arrived at C___ With Glasses. I thought to myself, #1) I will not call him to hang out. #2) What a weird dude. C___ is a pre-op transsexual with a totally out of  control Adderall  addiction. When I found out he had a vagina, I just couldn't make sense of it. #1) I thought he had a penis. #2) I thought he was gay. That's a weird perception shift. Finding out that I man you thought was gay is actually a woman with an adam's apple surgery that would only be gay if he wasn't interested in men. Heh. Still a speed freak. Still won't call him/her back. I bet Andy would have called 'em back. I guess that's why I'll never been famous. That and several other reasons.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Fridge Poem

shake bad - come loud
dance that disco on us
you fabulous party animal!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Highest iTunes Playcounts from 2010

1. POWER - Kanye West
2. October - Broken Bells
3. CMYK - James Blake
4. Monster ft. Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj & Bon Iver - Kanye West
5. Footnotes - James Blake
6. I'll Stay - James Blake
7. Dark Fantasy - Kanye West
8. Postpone - James Blake
9. Devil in a New Dress ft. Rick Ross - Kanye West

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Highest iTunes Playcounts, 2000-2009

2000: As the World Turns - Blackalicious
2001: Gold Day - Sparklehorse
2002: Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Pt. 1 - The Flaming Lips
2003: Saint Simon - The Shins
2004: Surfing on a Rocket - AIR
2005: Mo Fire - Lil Wayne
2006: Nightmare - Clipse
2007: Isn't Life Strange? - The Clientele
2008: U.R.A. Fever - The Kills
2009: Wasted - Lil Wayne